Now, this is a surprisingly small piece of paper, considering how many butts it’s trying to cover.” After pointing out that the statement sounds like it was written by and for lawyers, Colbert continues,

Let’s just say the comedian’s hilarious warning will leave you howling with laughter.

When I was a kid, my mom did most of the cooking. She had a few signature dishes I loved, but her chicken noodle soup was my absolute favorite. With just a few simple ingredients, she created a cozy, nourishing soup I still crave. And I'm not alone—plenty of us have fond memories of our mom's famous chicken dishes.